🎉 Cottleville, It’s Not You… It’s Me.
Well, it finally happened. The dream of a retail empire in the heart of Cottleville has officially been stuffed into the back of a U-Haul and is now headed straight back to my garage in Wentzville.
That’s right—we’re consolidating. Fancy business word for “retail wasn't happening and my garage is rent-free, has snacks, and I don’t have to wear real pants.”
Why the Change?
Because while I love Cottleville and all your adorable little walkable vibes, this shop is one human (hi, it's me) trying to do the work of twelve caffeinated elves. And after a lot of soul searching (read: staring into the fluorescent lights while eating freeze-dried candy at 2am), I realized I needed to simplify.
What Happens Now?
Don’t panic.
You’ll still get your Super Hip fix, just with a little less “storefront” and a little more “parking lot rendezvous like we’re trading secrets and snacks.”
I’ll be setting up multiple delivery days back to Cottleville, so your S.H.I.T. will still find it's way to you—just maybe not while you sip your wine slushie down the street. (Although… respect if you still do.)
👉 Delivery schedule is TBD because, well… life. But it’s coming, and it’ll be just as fabulous and crazy as everything else I do.
So What Do You Need to Do?
Nothing. Unless you want to cry softly into some freeze-dried frittles, in which case I fully support your emotional journey.
In the meantime, you can still order online, email me, send smoke signals, or yell into the void—whatever feels right.
I’m still here, just a little closer to my couch.
With love, sass, and lots of sugar,
—The S.H.I.T. Boss
(Super Hip Interesting Things, if you're new here. Yes, it’s on purpose. No, I won’t change it.)
New Rules for Rush Orders—Because Sanity Matters! We Are Still Fast, Just Not Unicorn-Level Fast 🦄
📦 Same-Day Orders? Not So Fast...
We know you love fast turnaround times (who doesn't?). And trust us—we live to deliver your goodies at warp speed. But here’s the real talk:
❌ Same-Day Service Isn’t Guaranteed Anymore
Especially for large gang sheets—those take time and talent. Due to a bit of system abuse (you know who you are 😉), we’re implementing:
Rush Fees for lightning-fast requests
Weekend Rush Fees for Saturday/Sunday hustle
💡 Why the Change?
Because expecting same-day magic every time?
Not fair to our awesome team or other fabulous customers.
We're all about quality, not chaos. So we’re slowing things down just enough to keep it superhip and super fair.
